love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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