: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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