How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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