is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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