She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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