new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I pour the whiskey from now on
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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