I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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