talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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