My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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