I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I currently don't understand fingers.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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