So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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