i can't believe i had my finger in that
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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