you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Randomize
