You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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