I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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