You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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