The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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