We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
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i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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