It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Randomize
