So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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