people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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