I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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