he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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