Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
