just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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