two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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