Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
how drunk are you?
Several
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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