HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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