Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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