Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
