nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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