You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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