I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
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