capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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