Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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