Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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