I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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