talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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