Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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