Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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