I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Randomize
