the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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