her vagine was all disorganized.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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