She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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