I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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