my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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