ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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