party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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