If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
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