why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
So. Much. Porn.
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