I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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