The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i dont even know how to be here
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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