There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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