So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Dicks are not precious.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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