Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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