How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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