party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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